Mil Usos
Total Cranarchy Multi-Use Balm
Total Cranarchy Multi-Use Balm
Innovative 5-in-1 Moisturizer
We made this for: ALL SKIN TYPES
Fragrance-free and no essential oils
Sustainability
Sustainability
How to Use
How to Use
3 fl. oz.
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Total Cranarchy Multi-Use Balm is a supercharged antimicrobial balm designed to protect and bolster the skin's immune response.
Proven strategy for resilient skin:

Nothing takes you off the mats faster than dangerous mat funk contagions.
Total Cranarchy is our most powerful defensive product. We added science-backed antimicrobial extracts to a rich base of vitamin-rich plant oils. Broad-spectrum fatty acids feed the skin's protective microbiome and restore the deeper layers. We intentionally chose antifungal actives that not only protect the skin, but also banish redness and improve skin health.
Maintaining skin health is critical for jiu jitsu athletes.
The search is over. Total Cranarchy is the only moisturizer you need for almost every skin condition we can think of. One Swiss Army Knife formula can be used everywhere - for face, body, and scalp. This balm will quickly become your favorite new recovery tool!
Our unique, holistic approach:
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SPECS
Total Cranarchy is:
Lightweight and suitable for all skin types, including oily skin
Waterless and concentrated
Fragrance-free with zero essential oils
Free of sulfates, parabens, phthalates, essential oils, petrochemicals, silicones, and microplastics
Preservative-free
Made fresh in California, U.S.A.
HOW TO USE
Total Cranarchy is designed to be the only moisturizing product you need for your entire body.
For scalp, face, and body: Squeeze a tiny bit of Total Cranarchy onto your fingertips - not too much, with a product this concentrated, just a little dab’ll do ya. Apply to clean face and body. Don’t forget your lips, scalp, pits, nether parts, and feet!
For oily skin: Apply a small amount to skin in the evening before bed. In the morning, simply splash with water and you're done!
For anti-chafe: Total Cranarchy creates a protective barrier for areas prone to high friction, such as the inner thighs, underarms, toes, and fingers. Apply and then get in those extra miles - no excuses!
For scalp and hair: For itchy scalp, apply Total Cranarchy to fingertips and then give yourself a nice scalp massage. Can also be used to tame frizzy fly-aways!
To remove makeup and sunscreen: Massage Total Cranarchy onto areas with heavy makeup or waterproof sunscreen before cleansing. Follow with Char Goals Everything Bar Cleanser for squeaky clean skin.
For odor control: After showering, apply a small amount of Total Cranarchy and thoroughly rub into skin. Allow your skin plenty of time to adjust before determining if additional deodorant is necessary. Individual results may vary.
FULL INGREDIENT LIST
The Whole Shebang:
Ingredients:Caprylic/Capric/Lauric Triglycerides, Hemi-squalane, Polyglycerol-3 Beeswax, Cranberry Seed Oil, Jojoba Oil, Sea Buckthorn Berry Oil, Pomegranate Oil, Palmitoylated Green Tea Extract, Glyceryl Laurate, Zinc Oxide, Bakuchiol, Bisabolol, Tocotrienols, Lecithin, Lauryl Laurate, Stearyl Glycyrrhetinate, Tetrahydrocurcuminoids
TIPS AND SUGGESTIONS
To increase product longevity: Do not squeeze the tube from the center. Squeeze from the top of the tube and slowly work your way down over time.

Clinical studies show the following effects of our antimicrobial extracts:
+Bakuchiol: Studies have proven bakuchiol is an effective retinol alternative with additional antibacterial properties and is especially beneficial for pimples and breakouts.
+Green Tea: Studies conducted over the last 20 years have shown that the green tea catechins can inhibit the growth of a wide range of bacterial species.
+Licorice: Has been proven equally or more effective than common antiseptics used in hospitals. Also brightens skin and fades hyperpigmentation.
+Glyceryl Laurate: Multiple studies prove glyceryl laurate is effective against bacteria, fungus, and viruses. This is a completely non-toxic ingredient that can even be eaten!
+Glyceryl Undecylenate: Has demonstrated effective against fungal biofilm formation and kills pathogenic fungus by disrupting the cell walls.

Research proves our botanicals soothe redness and irritation:
+Bisabolol: A clinical investigation reported that bisabolol improved the inflammatory status and reduced the severity of eczema in treated children.
+Tocotrienols: Dermatological effects include protecting skin from inflammation, UV radiation, and melanin accumulation.
+Curcumin: Exhibits strong anti-inflammatory effect with antiviral, antimutagenic, and antifungal effects. Reduces wound healing times and improves collagen deposition.
+Zinc Oxide: Has anti-inflammatory properties and increases re-epithelialization supporting its use for treating eczemas.
+Sea Buckthorn: Clinical trials and patient case studies indicate that sea buckthorn oil shows promise in reducing erythema, inflammation, and improving skin sensitivity.

Complimentary fatty acid profile that repairs and restores the skin barrier:
+Cranberry Oil: Contains an equal ratio of Omega-3, 6, and 9 fatty acids. Also contains all eight forms of vitamin E. Sourced in the U.S.A.
+Sea Buckthorn: Contains Omega-7 fatty acids and large amounts of carotenoids, which is what gives the balm its unique yellow color.
+Pomegranate: Contains Omega-5 fatty acids and is especially useful for aging skin.
+Jojoba: A unique biomimetic wax that deeply replenishes worn-and-torn skin
+Caprylic/Capric/Lauric Triglycerides: Short chain fatty acids that exhibit antimicrobial properties while moisturizing and balancing the skin microbiome
+Squalane: Contains Omega-2 fatty acids that are exceptionally lightweight

Exceptional quality meets ultra-concentrated actives
Protect, heal, and nourish your skin in one simple step. Total Cranarchy is packed with concentrated nourishment that sinks in deep. Our oils and botanicals contain vitamins, antioxidants, antimicrobial protectors, and potent skin soothers. It'll put your skin back together after a hard day of training.
Our company name, Mil Usos, is Spanish for "one thousand uses." Each one of our products was intentionally designed to have many uses and replace multiple other products. This keeps your gym bag light and makes post-workout showers super easy.
For external use only. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you suspect a skin infection, seek professional medical attention immediately.
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If you are not satisfied with your purchase for any reason, we will refund your order.