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Total Cranarchy Multi-Use Balm
Total Cranarchy Multi-Use Balm
Innovative 5-in-1 Moisturizer
We made this for: ALL SKIN TYPES
Sustainability
Sustainability
How to Use
How to Use
3 fl. oz.
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Put down the lotions and potions and follow us on the path to total personal care anarchy - or should we say - TOTAL CRANARCHY!
Total Cranarchy Multi-Use Balm defines greatness.
Most lotions and creams are 75% water. They may feel good when first applied, but their effects don't last, and they don't heal the deeper layers of the skin. Total Cranarchy is a fully loaded face and body moisturizing balm designed to undo the day's damage in one simple step.
Total Cranarchy would sweep the absolute division of moisturizers!
We designed this skin-healing champ to be water-free and concentrated AF so your skin gets a whopping dose of the nutrients it needs most to stay clear, healthy, and unbelievably soft. Targeted bio-actives address multiple skin concerns at once, which means you won't need anything else!
Total Cranarchy Multi-Use Balm is designed to be the only moisturizing product you need for face, body, and scalp:
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One-and-done formula effectively replaces:
+Face moisturizers
+Body Lotion
+Hand and foot cream
+Small wound care
+Anti-chafe sticks
+Scalp oil
+Lip balm
+Deodorant
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Nothing but wins:
+Fights breakouts on both face and body
+Eliminates itchy scalp and prevents excess hair shedding
+Provides a protective barrier to block chafing and blisters
+Apply to hands after lifting to prevent future hand rips
+Softens calluses and cracked feet
+Quickly soothes redness, irritation, and itching
+Heals sunburn, windburn, heat rash, abrasions, and bug bites
+Bolsters skin against unwanted infections
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Perfect for every adventure:
+Extra concentrated formula designed to last
+Fragrance-free and undetectable to wildlife when used outdoors
+Our proprietary Flaurix Biome Complex balances the skin's microbiome so effectively it also provides moderate odor protection - you may even be able to ditch the deodorant for good!
+Lightweight aluminum tube is endlessly recyclable and easy to pack in a backpack or gym bag
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Legendary moisture:
+Lightweight balm leaves the skin feeling velvety soft
+Restores the skin's moisture barrier and repairs deeper damage beneath the surface
+Nourishing plant oils feed and condition over-worked skin
+Targeted extracts feed and balance the skin's microbiome
+Non comedogenic formula won't clog pores and is suitable for all skin types, including oily skin
Targeted Actives That Work as Hard as You Do:
+ Cranberry Oil: antioxidant, rejuvenates skin
+Bakuchiol: gentle retinol alternative, anti-microbial
+Green Tea: sebum regulation, scalp rejuvenator
+Licorice: brightening, antimicrobial
+Bisabolol: anti-redness, hyperpigmentation
+Tocotrienols: repair sun damage
+Curcumin: soothing, anti-redness
+Glyceryl Laurate: antifungal
+Sea Buckthorn: antioxidant, repairs damaged skin
+Pomegranate: antioxidant, mature skin
+Jojoba: replenishes skin
+Lauric Triglycerides: balance skin microbiome
+Zinc Oxide: rash protection, odor absorption
Collapsible content
SPECS
Total Cranarchy is:
Multi-use and suitable for all skin types
Free of sulfates, parabens, phthalates, essential oils, petrochemicals, and silicones
Waterless and concentrated
Fragrance-free, undetectable by wildlife
Preservative-free
Non-comedogenic
Biodegradable
Manufactured in U.S.A.
HOW TO USE
Total Cranarchy is designed to be the only moisturizing product you need for your entire body.
For scalp, face, and body moisture: Squeeze a tiny bit of Total Cranarchy into your hands - not too much, with a product this concentrated, a little dab’ll do ya. Apply to clean skin. Don’t forget your lips, scalp, pits, nether parts, and feet!
For oily skin: Apply a small amount to skin in the evening before bed. In the morning, simply splash with water and you're done!
For anti-chafe: Total Cranarchy creates a protective barrier for areas prone to high friction, such as the inner thighs, underarms, toes, and fingers. Apply and then get in those extra miles - no excuses!
For scalp and hair: For itchy scalp, apply Total Cranarchy to finger tips and then give yourself a nice scalp massage. For hair deep conditioning, apply to hair overnight and wash out the next morning.
To remove makeup and sunscreen: Massage Total Cranarchy onto areas with heavy makeup or waterproof sunscreen before cleansing. Follow with Char Goals Everything Bar Cleanser for squeaky clean skin.
For odor control: After showering, apply a small amount of Total Cranarchy and thoroughly rub into skin. Allow your skin a few days to adjust before determining if additional deodorant is necessary.
FULL INGREDIENT LIST
The Whole Shebang - Only the Sh*t You Need:
Ingredients:Caprylic/Capric/Lauric Triglycerides, Hemi-squalane, Polyglycerol-3 Beeswax, Cranberry Seed Oil, Jojoba Oil, Sea Buckthorn Berry Oil, Pomegranate Oil, Palmitoylated Green Tea Extract, Glyceryl Laurate, Zinc Oxide, Bakuchiol, Bisabolol, Tocotrienols, Lecithin, Lauryl Laurate, Stearyl Glycyrrhetinate, Tetrahydrocurcuminoids
TIPS AND SUGGESTIONS
To increase product longevity: Do not squeeze the tube from the center. Squeeze from the top of the tube and slowly work your way down over time.
The Healthy Skin Trifecta:
For external use only. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you suspect a skin infection, seek professional medical attention immediately.