Total Cranarchy is designed to supplement the skin barrier and bolster the skin's immune response.
Total Cranarchy is our most concentrated defensive product. We added science-backed antimicrobial extracts to a rich base of vitamin-rich plant oils. Broad-spectrum fatty acids feed the skin's protective microbiome and restore the deeper layers. We intentionally chose antifungal actives that not only protect the skin, but also banish redness and improve skin health.
We created one highly concentrated balm to enrich, repair, and supplement a broken skin barrier. This isn't just "moisture," it's structural support for even the most sensitive, reactive skin. Chronic skin irritation will improve greatly within thirty days of consistent use.
Usage and Ingredients
Total Cranarchy is designed to be the only moisturizing product you need for your entire body.
For scalp, face, and body: Squeeze a tiny bit of Total Cranarchy onto your fingertips - not too much, with a product this concentrated, just a little dab’ll do ya. Apply to clean face and body. Don’t forget your lips, scalp, pits, nether parts, and feet!
Store at room temperature, out of direct sunlight.
Ingredients: Caprylic/Capric/Lauric Triglycerides, Hemi-squalane, Polyglycerol-3 Beeswax, Cranberry Seed Oil, Jojoba Oil, Sea Buckthorn Berry Oil, Pomegranate Oil, Zinc Oxide, Hydrogenated Lecithin, Palmitoylated Green Tea Extract, Glyceryl Laurate (antimicrobial), Bakuchiol, Bisabolol, Tocotrienols, Stearyl Glycyrrhetinate (licorice), Tetrahydrocurcuminoids (curcumin), Glyceryl Undecylenate (antimicrobial)
Thoughtfully Formulated
Nothing takes you off the mats faster than flare ups, severe irritation, or dangerous mat funk contagions. Athletes with sensitive or reactive skin must make skin barrier repair their number one priority.
Ingredient Transparency
The Athlete's Complete Shower Routine
Shower with Char Goals first and then dry off seal the skin barrier with Total Cranarchy's protective oils.
Total Cranarchy Multi-Use Balm
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Total Ritual Value
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Total Cranarchy Multi-Use Balm
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Grapplers' FAQs for Clear, Comfortable Skin
Locker room tradition relies on heavy petroleum jelly or lanolin creams to protect against mat friction. However, these occlusive substances create an impermeable plastic wrap over the skin. During training, this mask traps metabolic heat and highly acidic sweat inside the follicles, creating a humid greenhouse that triggers severe folliculitis. Mil Usos Total Cranarchy Multi-Use Balm replaces this with breathable botanical lipids that allow sweat to evaporate.
Mil Usos Total Cranarchy Multi-Use Balm features glyceryl laurate, a powerful plant-derived monoglyceride. Acne-causing bacteria and environmental contaminants build water-resistant shields called biofilms to lock themselves onto your skin. Glyceryl laurate safely fluidizes and breaks down these stubborn biofilms on contact. This active purification clears persistent mat acne across the face and body while keeping the underlying tissue thoroughly hydrated and calm.
Mil Usos Total Cranarchy Multi-Use Balm is designed for all-over face and body use. For pre-training protection, warm a pea-sized amount between your hands and smooth it over your face, neck, and shoulders to create a flexible, friction-reducing shield. For nighttime recovery, apply it to clean skin after your post-roll shower to patch structural cracks in the stratum corneum and repair tissue overnight.
Cold-pressed cranberry seed oil is the baseline of Mil Usos Total Cranarchy Multi-Use Balm because it possesses a perfect, naturally occurring balance of omega-3, omega-6, and omega-9 fatty acids. This unique profile allows it to function biomimetically, meaning it behaves exactly like your skin’s natural sebum. It absorbs instantly into the cellular matrix, reinforcing the lipid barrier without blocking pores or leaving a greasy film.
Yes. While it sounds counterintuitive to put an oil-based balm on breakouts, Mil Usos Total Cranarchy Multi-Use Balm is formulated with clean, non-comedogenic botanical lipids. Because it contains zero synthetic mineral oils, it will not clog pores. Its twin monoglycerides—glyceryl laurate and glyceryl undecylenate—actively dismantle acne-causing bacterial shields, soothing inflammation and clearing "mat acne" while deeply repairing structural skin damage.
In Spanish, Mil Usos means "One Thousand Uses"
Each of our products was intentionally designed to have many uses and to replace multiple other products. Since grapplers' skin is exposed to many stressors, the multi-use formulas address many different skin concerns at once. Fewer products keep your gear light and make gym showers easier than ever before.