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Total Cranarchy Multi-Use Balm

Total Cranarchy Multi-Use Balm

Innovative 5-in-1 Moisturizer

We made this for: ALL SKIN TYPES

Sustainability

+Made fresh in California, U.S.A.

+Utilizes upcycled cranberry seed oil that is sustainably sourced in the U.S.A.

+Aluminum tube is lightweight and endlessly recyclable.

+One do-it-all formula replaces multiple plastic bottles and eliminates unnecessary plastic waste.

+Concentrated AF: Waterless formula designed to replace complicated skincare routines. Save time, money, and space with fewer products and targeted ingredients.

How to Use

Total Cranarchy is designed to be the only moisturizing product you need for your entire body.

For scalp, face, and body moisture: Squeeze a tiny bit of Total Cranarchy into your hands - not too much, with a product this concentrated, a little dab’ll do ya. Apply to clean skin. Don’t forget your lips, scalp, pits, nether parts, and feet!

For oily skin: Apply a small amount to skin in the evening before bed. In the morning, simply splash with water and you're done!

For anti-chafe: Total Cranarchy creates a protective barrier for areas prone to high friction, such as the inner thighs, underarms, toes, and fingers. Apply and then get in those extra miles - no excuses!

For scalp and hair: For itchy scalp, apply Total Cranarchy to fingertips and then give yourself a nice scalp massage. For hair deep conditioning, apply to hair overnight and wash in the morning.

To remove makeup and sunscreen: Massage Total Cranarchy onto areas with heavy makeup or waterproof sunscreen before cleansing. Follow with Char Goals Everything Bar Cleanser for squeaky clean skin.

For odor control: After showering, apply a small amount of Total Cranarchy and thoroughly rub into skin. Allow your skin a few days to adjust before determining if additional deodorant is necessary.

3 fl. oz.

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Put down the lotions and potions and follow us on the path to total personal care anarchy - or should we say - TOTAL CRANARCHY!

Total Cranarchy Multi-Use Balm is a fully loaded face and body moisturizing balm designed to undo the day's damage in one simple step. It is water-free and concentrated AF so your skin gets a whopping dose of the nutrients it needs most to stay clear and healthy.

So go ahead and swim that extra lap, run that extra mile, spar that extra round - with Total Cranarchy in your corner, your skin can take the extra beating and still recover quickly. Toss a tube in your gym bag or backpack and you are good to go!

Other face creams and body lotions only address one problem at a time, but Total Cranarchy is a revolutionarily versatile, one-and-done balm for face, body, lips, scalp, and hair:

+Lightweight balm nourishes skin deeply and absorbs quickly

+Fights breakouts on both face and body

+Eliminates itchy scalp and prevents excess hair shedding

+Provides a protective barrier to block chafing and blisters

+Apply to hands after lifting to prevent future hand rips

+Softens calluses and cracked feet

+Quickly soothes redness, irritation, and itching

+Heals sunburn, windburn, and bug bites

+Bolsters skin against unwanted infections

+Extra concentrated formula designed to last

+Fragrance-free and undetectable to wildlife when used outdoors

+Our proprietary Flaurix Biome Complex balances the skin's microbiome so effectively it also provides moderate odor protection - you may even be able to ditch the deodorant for good!

Ingredients: Full Transparency

+ Cranberry Oil: antioxidant, rejuvenates skin

+Bakuchiol: gentle retinol alternative, anti-microbial

+Green Tea: sebum regulation, scalp rejuvenator

+Licorice: brightening, antimicrobial

+Bisabolol: anti-redness, hyperpigmentation

+Tocotrienols: repair sun damage

+Curcumin: soothing, anti-redness

+Glyceryl Laurate: antifungal

+Sea Buckthorn: antioxidant, repairs damaged skin

+Pomegranate: antioxidant, mature skin

+Jojoba: replenishes skin

+Lauric Triglycerides: balance skin microbiome

+Zinc Oxide: rash protection, odor absorption

Cranberry Oil Benefits

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SPECS

Total Cranarchy is:

Multi-use and suitable for all skin types

Free of sulfates, parabens, phthalates, essential oils, petrochemicals, and silicones

Waterless and concentrated

Fragrance-free, undetectable by wildlife

Preservative-free

Non-comedogenic

Biodegradable

Manufactured in U.S.A.

HOW TO USE

Total Cranarchy is designed to be the only moisturizing product you need for your entire body.

For scalp, face, and body moisture: Squeeze a tiny bit of Total Cranarchy into your hands - not too much, with a product this concentrated, a little dab’ll do ya. Apply to clean skin. Don’t forget your lips, scalp, pits, nether parts, and feet!

For oily skin: Apply a small amount to skin in the evening before bed. In the morning, simply splash with water and you're done!

For anti-chafe: Total Cranarchy creates a protective barrier for areas prone to high friction, such as the inner thighs, underarms, toes, and fingers. Apply and then get in those extra miles - no excuses!

For scalp and hair: For itchy scalp, apply Total Cranarchy to finger tips and then give yourself a nice scalp massage. For hair deep conditioning, apply to hair overnight and wash in the morning.

To remove makeup and sunscreen: Massage Total Cranarchy onto areas with heavy makeup or waterproof sunscreen before cleansing. Follow with Char Goals Everything Bar Cleanser for squeaky clean skin.

For odor control: After showering, apply a small amount of Total Cranarchy and thoroughly rub into skin. Allow your skin a few days to adjust before determining if additional deodorant is necessary.

FULL INGREDIENT LIST

The Whole Shebang -  Only the Sh*t You Need:

Ingredients:Caprylic/Capric/Lauric Triglycerides, Hemi-squalane, Polyglycerol-3 Beeswax, Cranberry Seed Oil, Jojoba Oil, Sea Buckthorn Berry Oil, Pomegranate Oil, Palmitoylated Green Tea Extract, Glyceryl Laurate, Zinc Oxide, Bakuchiol, Bisabolol, Tocotrienols, Lecithin, Lauryl Laurate, Stearyl Glycyrrhetinate, Tetrahydrocurcuminoids

TIPS AND SUGGESTIONS

To increase product longevity: Do not squeeze the tube from the center. Squeeze from the top of the tube and slowly work your way down over time.

  • Bakuchiol: This botanical extract has a proven effectiveness equal to prescription-strength retinol, but with none of the irritation. It dramatically renews stressed skin and boasts remarkable antibacterial properties.

  • Glyceryl laurate: An antifungal ingredient that is so safe it can be taken internally (please do not eat Total Cranarchy!). Multiple studies prove its effectiveness as a safe antimicrobial agent for clear, healthy skin.

  • Caprylic/Capric/Lauric Triglycerides: Derived from coconut oil, this lightweight emollient absorbs quickly and contains unique fatty acids that balance the skin's microbiome to help prevent unwanted breakouts.

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