Soothe your angry jiu jitsu skin
Clean ingredients protect and repair your skin after brutal training sessions.
Greetings, Gogoplata Go-Getters!
Bad news. The jiu jitsu alphas and their stinky menthol soaps have failed you. These cheap essential oil soaps act like a bomb on skin that's already compromised. They damage the skin barrier and throw the skin microbiome into chaos. The result? Red, itchy, rashy skin that's more vulnerable to infection. Since the jitsu bros couldn't come up with anything better, we created award-winning skincare that keeps your skin clear, healthy, and resilient - all with ZERO essential oils.
Skin barrier repair for jiu jitsu warriors:
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Total Cranarchy Multi-Use Balm
Regular price $52.00 USDRegular priceUnit price per$0.00 USDSale price $52.00 USD -
Char Goals Everything Bar Cleanser
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Scuff Love Silk Exfoliating Glove
Regular price $19.00 USDRegular priceUnit price per
Our commitment to quality:
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Zero essential oils
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Non-toxic Formulas
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Made in USA
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All Skin Types
Bundles help you stock up and save:
Plus, you get access to some pretty cool accessories at a discounted price!
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The Heavy Lifting Bundle Deal
Regular price $89.00 USDRegular priceUnit price per$97.00 USDSale price $89.00 USDSale -
The Clean Sweep Bundle
Regular price $54.00 USDRegular priceUnit price per$63.00 USDSale price $54.00 USDSale -
Muscle Scraper Bundle
Regular price $92.00 USDRegular priceUnit price per$112.00 USDSale price $92.00 USDSale
The ONLY award-winning skincare for grapplers!
What if your jiu jitsu skincare was just as good as high-priced, specialty skincare? Now it is! Grapplers who beat up their skin require better quality formulas. Our products beat out hundreds of competitors to win prestigious awards for innovation and effectiveness.
Our skincare system:
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Step 01: Cleanse
SHOP NOWAchieve a gentle deep clean without compromising skin health. Activated charcoal latches onto foreign invaders and washes them down the drain. Gym showers are now fast, easy, and completely plastic-free!
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Step 02: Exfoliate
SHOP NOWScuff Love's power lies in buffing away the top layer of dead skin cells. Made of pure antmicrobial silk, it helps protect against mat funk. The glove also prevents ingrown hairs and provides a smoother shave.
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Step 03: Moisturize
SHOP NOWPowerful protection and skin-soothing botanicals in one easy formula. Total Cranarchy Multi-Use Balm is a super versatile one-and-done product for face, body, lips, and scalp. For irritated skin that needs serious support.
The champs have spoken:
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Kendall Reusing
Jiu Jitsu Black Belt, Team USA Grappling Gold Medalist, 8x World Champion, ADCC Competitor
"It’s got everything I want in a skincare routine AND post-training skin health. It’s made BY women in the health/fitness space, FOR men and women who take their wellness seriously, BUT don’t want to deal with a complicated 8-step process."
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Maggie Grindatti Lira
Jiu Jitsu Black Belt, 7x Jiu Jitsu World Champion, UFC Fightpass Competitor, and Gym Owner
"What I love about Mil Usos is the glow it gives. Being a gym owner, especially at 4:30 a.m. going to sweat. I'm not going to put makeup on but I also don't want to look like the walking dead. The balm gives me a glow that makes me feel alive."
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Victoria "Vortex" Anthony
Team USA Wrestler, Judo Black Belt, 2x Olympic Alternate, 10x US Natl Team, 2x US Open Champ, 3x Pan Am Champ
"I love the convenience and the quality of Mil Usos products! I travel a ton and have never been able to stick to a skin care routine. Mil Usos has made everything so simple, and I know I can trust the quality of ingredients in their products."
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Paige Ivette Clymer
Jiu Jitsu Black Belt, 5x IBJJF Champion, SOGI 2 Absolute Champion, WNO Competitor
"Total Cranarchy is a multi-use balm that is fragrance free with no essential oils, which is why my skin loves it. It doesn't sting or make you feel tingly like other products I've used in the past. A little bit of this and the Char Goals Bar leaves my skin feeling rejuvenated."
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Alex Enriquez
Jiu Jitsu Black Belt, Team USA Grappler Gold Medalist, Subversiv Combat Jiu Jitsu Champion, ADCC Competitor
"As someone who has chronically dry skin, I was super glad to have found a one-step solution to all the wear and tear my skin takes from daily training and exercise! Since using Total Cranarchy, I haven't since gotten any staph from being on the mats!"
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Taelor Moore
Jiu Jitsu Purple Belt, Gold Medalist and Active Competitor
"I've been using Mil Usos a bit under a year now and I've seen a big improvement in the texture of my skin. Since doing bjj, my biggest pain point was the fungal funk I'd get in my forehead that were just little raised skin colored spots. I love how clear my skin has gotten and how the texture is reduced."
Our founder thinks cheap menthol soaps suck worse than white belt berimbolos.
"Your skin isn't misbehaving, it's irritated. Skin actively responds to its environment. And hard training, cheap soap, and essential oils are all brutal to the skin barrier. That rashy redness and the break outs? That's your skin trying to keep up. We focus on repairing the skin, not punishing it. So we created post-training skincare that envelops grapplers' skin with premium botanical extracts and cutting-edge skincare science. Your skin will never be the same again!"
In Spanish, Mil Usos means "One Thousand Uses"
Each of our products was intentionally designed to have many uses and to replace multiple other products. Since grapplers' skin is exposed to many stressors, the multi-use formulas address many different skin concerns at once. Fewer products keep your gear light and make gym showers easier than ever before.
Grapplers take LOTS of showers.
Training and showering multiple times per day wreaks havoc on athletes' skin barrier. Char Goals Everything Bar Cleanser leaves your skin barrier intact, keeping your skin safe and resilient. Named after its star ingredient, activated charcoal, Char Goals provides a safer cleanse than irritating essential oils. Plus, it can be used everywhere - on hair, face, and body!