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Valentine's Day Bundle Deal

Valentine's Day Bundle Deal

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Regular price $98.00 USD
Regular price $112.00 USD Sale price $98.00 USD
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Advanced skin solutions for athletes - but make it cute!

This Valentine's Day, we teamed up with Grapple Like A Girl to make sure our customers could boast some serious drip at the gym. Her exclusive Valentine's Day travel bag design is ONLY available with Mil Usos.

Whether you’re hitting the gym at the crack of dawn or getting ready for that epic day of running, each one of our high performing Mil Usos products does the heavy lifting for you and has earned themselves a spot among the rest of your gear.

The Valentine's Day Bundle includes an exclusive travel bag that's thick, spacious, and beautifully designed to hold all of your favorite Mil Usos products.

Together, this do-it-all elite skincare crew replaces every other grooming product you could possibly think of. AND it's now easier than ever to transport your favorite products to and from the gym. Finally - an uncompromising routine that compliments hard training.

  • Exclusive Design

    The beautifully designed travel bag reads, "All is fair in love and jiu jitsu." We love the powerful messaging that Grapple Like A Girl is known for!

  • Bargain Bundle Deal

    Instead of buying a boring travel bag somewhere else, we're including it here at a bangin' price. Because we love bargains as much as we love leg day!

  • Perfect for Gifting

    Just when you thought Valentine's Day was too cliche, Grapple Like A Girl proved ya wrong. This bundle makes a beautiful gift for any lucky jiu jitsu gal!

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SPECS

The Valentine's Day Bundle Includes:

  • Grapple Like A Girl Travel Bag
  • Char Goals Everything Bar Cleanser 
  • Total Cranarchy Multi-Use Balm 
  • Scuff Love Silk Exfoliating Glove

All of Our Products are:

Multi-use, gentle, and suitable for all skin types 

Free of sulfates, parabens, phthalates, essential oils, petrochemicals, and silicones

Waterless and concentrated

Fragrance-free, undetectable by wildlife

Preservative-free

Non-comedogenic

Biodegradable or compostable

HOW TO USE

Total Cranarchy is designed to be the only moisturizing product you need for your entire body.

For scalp, face, and body moisture: Squeeze a bit of Total Cranarchy into your hands - not too much, with a product this concentrated, a little dab’ll do ya. Apply to clean skin. Don’t forget your lips, scalp, pits, nether parts, or feet.

Scuff Love is designed to be the only exfoliating product you need for your entire body.

For regular exfoliation: We recommend using Scuff Love once or twice a week. Prep your skin by letting it soak for a few minutes in a bath, shower, or outdoor body of water. Slip the mitt over your hand and gently rub the skin in circular motions to remove dead skin, dirt, and pore-clogging impurities.

Char Goals is designed to be the only cleansing product you need for your entire body.

For hair: Rub the bar directly against the scalp - it will quickly produce a robust lather. Once you create the lather you need, distribute and detangle with your fingertips.

For face and body: Apply directly to skin or use a wash cloth for deeper cleansing and makeup removal.

FULL INGREDIENT LISTS

Total Cranarchy Multi-Use Balm:

Caprylic/Capric/Lauric Triglycerides, Hemi-squalane, Polyglycerol-3 Beeswax, Cranberry Seed Oil, Jojoba Oil, Sea Buckthorn Berry Oil, Pomegranate Oil, Palmitoylated Green Tea Extract, Glyceryl Laurate, Zinc Oxide, Bakuchiol, Bisabolol, Tocotrienols, Lecithin, Lauryl Laurate, Stearyl Glycyrrhetinate, Tetrahydrocurcuminoids

Scuff Love Exfoliating Glove:

100% Mulberry Silk and Elastic Band

Char Goals Everything Bar Cleanser:

Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Shea Butteramidopropyl Betaine, Cranberry Seed Oil, Sodium Lactate, Behentrimonium Methosulfate, Cetearyl Alcohol, DL-Panthenol, Activated Charcoal

For external use only. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you suspect a skin infection, seek professional medical attention immediately.