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Total Cranarchy Multi-Use Balm

Total Cranarchy Multi-Use Balm

Innovative 5-in-1 Moisturizer

We made this for: ALL SKIN TYPES

Sustainability

+Made fresh in California, U.S.A.

+Utilizes upcycled cranberry seed oil that is sustainably sourced in the U.S.A.

+Aluminum tube is lightweight and endlessly recyclable.

+One do-it-all formula replaces multiple plastic bottles and eliminates unnecessary plastic waste.

+Concentrated AF: Waterless formula designed to replace complicated skincare routines. Save time, money, and space with fewer products and targeted ingredients.

How to Use

Total Cranarchy is designed to be the only moisturizing product you need for your entire body.

For scalp, face, and body moisture: Squeeze a tiny bit of Total Cranarchy into your hands - not too much, with a product this concentrated, a little dab’ll do ya. Apply to clean skin. Don’t forget your lips, scalp, pits, nether parts, or feet.

3 fl. oz.

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We invite you to put down the lotions and potions and follow us on the path to total personal care anarchy - or should we say - TOTAL CRANARCHY!

Innovative 5-in-1 Moisturizer

+ Cranberry Oil: antioxidant, rejuvenates skin

+Bakuchiol: gentle retinol alternative

+Green tea: sebum regulation, antimicrobial

+Licorice: brightening, hyperpigmentation

+Bisabolol: soothing, anti-redness, hyperpigmentation

+Tocotrienols: repairs sun damage

+Curcumin: soothing, anti-redness

+Glyceryl Laurate: antimicrobial, skin microbiome

+Sea Buckthorn: antioxidant, repairs damaged skin

+Pomegranate: antioxidant, mature skin

+Jojoba: replenishes skin

+Lauric Triglycerides: skin microbiome

Cranberry Oil Benefits

Most skincare only addresses one problem at a time, but Total Cranarchy is a revolutionarily versatile, one-and-done product for face, body, lips, scalp, and hair.

Total Cranarchy will be the do-it-all wonder balm of your active lifestyle lovin’ dreams! Toss a tube in your gym bag or backpack and you are good to go!

CRANBERRY OIL BENEFITS

Our proprietary Flaurix Biome Complex balances the skin's microbiome for moderate odor protection - you may even be able to ditch the deodorant for good!

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SPECS

Total Cranarchy is:

Multi-use and suitable for all skin types

Free of sulfates, parabens, phthalates, essential oils, petrochemicals, and silicones

Waterless and concentrated

Fragrance-free, undetectable by wildlife

Preservative-free

Non-comedogenic

Biodegradable

Manufactured in U.S.A.

HOW TO USE

Total Cranarchy is designed to be the only moisturizing product you need for your entire body.

For scalp, face, and body moisture: Squeeze a tiny bit of Total Cranarchy into your hands - not too much, with a product this concentrated, a little dab’ll do ya. Apply to clean skin. Don’t forget your lips, scalp, pits, nether parts, and feet!

FULL INGREDIENT LIST

The Whole Shebang -  Only the Sh*t You Need:

Ingredients:Caprylic/Capric/Lauric Triglycerides, Hemi-squalane, Polyglycerol-3 Beeswax, Cranberry Seed Oil, Jojoba Oil, Sea Buckthorn Berry Oil, Pomegranate Oil, Palmitoylated Green Tea Extract, Glyceryl Laurate, Zinc Oxide, Bakuchiol, Bisabolol, Tocotrienols, Lecithin, Lauryl Laurate, Stearyl Glycyrrhetinate, Tetrahydrocurcuminoids

TIPS AND SUGGESTIONS

For oily skin: Apply a small amount to skin in the evening before bed. In the morning, simply splash with water and you're done!

For scalp and hair: For itchy scalp, apply Total Cranarchy to finger tips and then give yourself a nice scalp massage. For hair deep conditioning, apply to hair overnight and wash in the morning.

To remove makeup and sunscreen: Massage Total Cranarchy onto areas with heavy makeup or waterproof sunscreen before cleansing. Follow with Char Goals Everything Bar Cleanser for squeaky clean skin.

For odor control: After showering, apply a small amount of Total Cranarchy and thoroughly rub into skin. Allow your skin a few days to adjust before determining if additional deodorant is necessary.

To increase product longevity: Do not squeeze the tube from the center. Squeeze from the top of the tube and slowly work your way down over time.

  • Cranberry Seed Oil: High in plant sterols, all eight forms of vitamin E and essential omega-3-6-9 fatty acids, cranberry seed oil absorbs quickly and is a boon for dry, itchy, and cracked skin.

  • Sea Buckthorn Berry Oil: This vibrant orange oil gets its
    intense color from high levels of beta carotene. It’s chock full of vitamins, antioxidants, and omega-7 fatty acids that protect the skin.

  • Pomegranate Oil: Rich in polyphenols, flavonoids, and
    omega-5 fatty acids, pomegranate oil works to help regenerate and purify the
    skin.

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